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Since it's Halloween soon, I think everyone should post their
Top 20 or so fav horror movies that maybe not everyone has
seen. Here's my lucky 13:
1. THE VANISHING (more a psych thriller, but those Dutch
are so damn weird--guy obsessed with his girlfriend's
disappearance who goes after her abductor, has maybe THE
most disturbing ending ever. NOT the Kiefer Sutherland/Jeff
Bridges re-make!).
2. THE COLLECTOR (Terence Stamp collects butterflys...and
um, young women. Awesome. A still was used on a Smiths B-
side sleeve, and perhaps was also the inspiration for that Paul
Weller song--can you get cooler than that?).
3. SUSPIRIA (unbelievably shot with everything candy-colored
and all dripping and gooey can't mask how ridiculously
unnerving this girl-who-goes-to-dance-school-but-it's-actually-
a-witches-coven fairy tale actually is--your spine will literally
tingle).
4. THE TENANT (the OTHER Polanski horror film, maybe the
creepiest film I've ever seen, with an apartment tenant, played
by Roman himself, who becomes obsessed with a former
occupant's suicide. Isabelle Adjani looks like she just got off
the L train from Williamsburg).
5. THE CHANGELING (cause I've seen the Shining so many
times, this is the 2nd scariest haunted house flick, and
George C. Scott is just so good it makes it that much more
real. This kept the torch blazing for horror cinema's continued
love of...terrifying dead children!)
6. EYES WITHOUT A FACE (underground, cultish classic
about a surgeon whose disfigured daughter moves him to lure
unwitting girls into his lair so he can...you know...take their
faces. It's also kinda gorgeous, in b&w).
7. THE FOG (the original one, John Carpenter at his finest,
sleepy town gets invaded by killer maritime ghosts, even has
some camp value, the climax happens in the town church of
course, and you gotta love the whole seaside setting--at any
given moment someone could be about to share shark attack
stories).
8. FRIGHT NIGHT (Jesus Christ this movie is so awesome,
it's so damn funny, unintentionally of course, not really scary
at all but it'll keep you laughing and laughing all night and
through the next day--Chris Sarandon should have won an
Oscar as this annoyed but virile little vampire--a classic!).
9. DEAD OF WINTER (I feel guilty recommending this cause I
almost want to keep it to myself, but you can guess what
happens when a struggling NYC actress gets lured to a big
mansion in the icy countryside to make a "film").
10. ALUCARDA (OK, just see it so I know for sure I didn't
hallucinate it or anything).
11. DON'T LOOK NOW (bereaved couple wind up in Venice.
There's a slasher on the loose. Donald Sutherland is seeing
things. Julie Christie is having sexual issues--people still
debate just what the hell is going on here).
12. DAWN OF THE DEAD (the original. one of the best true
zombie films--from Romero himself. yea, they all walk way too
funny to actually pose a tagreting problem, and this weird
synth score keeps popping in at random moments, but it's so
fun watching people indefinitely trapped in a mall while all
these things roam around eating the living).
12. PLAY MISTY FOR ME (back when Clint Eastwood used
to direct GOOD movies. He plays a radio DJ in beautiful
Monterey who gets stalked by the mother from ARRESTED
DEVELOPMENT--but certainly not because of the crap he
plays on the radio! Seriously, this chick knows how to wield a
knife, and makes Glenn Close look like Laura Bush).
Top 20 or so fav horror movies that maybe not everyone has
seen. Here's my lucky 13:
1. THE VANISHING (more a psych thriller, but those Dutch
are so damn weird--guy obsessed with his girlfriend's
disappearance who goes after her abductor, has maybe THE
most disturbing ending ever. NOT the Kiefer Sutherland/Jeff
Bridges re-make!).
2. THE COLLECTOR (Terence Stamp collects butterflys...and
um, young women. Awesome. A still was used on a Smiths B-
side sleeve, and perhaps was also the inspiration for that Paul
Weller song--can you get cooler than that?).
3. SUSPIRIA (unbelievably shot with everything candy-colored
and all dripping and gooey can't mask how ridiculously
unnerving this girl-who-goes-to-dance-school-but-it's-actually-
a-witches-coven fairy tale actually is--your spine will literally
tingle).
4. THE TENANT (the OTHER Polanski horror film, maybe the
creepiest film I've ever seen, with an apartment tenant, played
by Roman himself, who becomes obsessed with a former
occupant's suicide. Isabelle Adjani looks like she just got off
the L train from Williamsburg).
5. THE CHANGELING (cause I've seen the Shining so many
times, this is the 2nd scariest haunted house flick, and
George C. Scott is just so good it makes it that much more
real. This kept the torch blazing for horror cinema's continued
love of...terrifying dead children!)
6. EYES WITHOUT A FACE (underground, cultish classic
about a surgeon whose disfigured daughter moves him to lure
unwitting girls into his lair so he can...you know...take their
faces. It's also kinda gorgeous, in b&w).
7. THE FOG (the original one, John Carpenter at his finest,
sleepy town gets invaded by killer maritime ghosts, even has
some camp value, the climax happens in the town church of
course, and you gotta love the whole seaside setting--at any
given moment someone could be about to share shark attack
stories).
8. FRIGHT NIGHT (Jesus Christ this movie is so awesome,
it's so damn funny, unintentionally of course, not really scary
at all but it'll keep you laughing and laughing all night and
through the next day--Chris Sarandon should have won an
Oscar as this annoyed but virile little vampire--a classic!).
9. DEAD OF WINTER (I feel guilty recommending this cause I
almost want to keep it to myself, but you can guess what
happens when a struggling NYC actress gets lured to a big
mansion in the icy countryside to make a "film").
10. ALUCARDA (OK, just see it so I know for sure I didn't
hallucinate it or anything).
11. DON'T LOOK NOW (bereaved couple wind up in Venice.
There's a slasher on the loose. Donald Sutherland is seeing
things. Julie Christie is having sexual issues--people still
debate just what the hell is going on here).
12. DAWN OF THE DEAD (the original. one of the best true
zombie films--from Romero himself. yea, they all walk way too
funny to actually pose a tagreting problem, and this weird
synth score keeps popping in at random moments, but it's so
fun watching people indefinitely trapped in a mall while all
these things roam around eating the living).
12. PLAY MISTY FOR ME (back when Clint Eastwood used
to direct GOOD movies. He plays a radio DJ in beautiful
Monterey who gets stalked by the mother from ARRESTED
DEVELOPMENT--but certainly not because of the crap he
plays on the radio! Seriously, this chick knows how to wield a
knife, and makes Glenn Close look like Laura Bush).
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Re: Horror for Halloween
Mon, October 17, 2005 - 8:07 PMGood idea for a thread Brandon! Some lesser known "horror" movies that I'm fond of (and please keep in mind that I love cheesy movies --- check out my favorite movies list for more evidence of this):
1) Fear No Evil - A movie that doesn't make much sense and is basically a bad rip off of The Omen, but you have to love it for the kiss between two guys in the showers in the locker room (and everyone around acts like this is totally normal and not one person yells "faggot!"), and the scene where the high school thug is given woman boobs and he runs away screaming like a little girl.
2) Eyes of Laura Mars - Since Brandon included a couple suspense type movies I will too. This is more of a psychological slasher movie, in that people are bumped off but it's not a slasher movie. I love it for the disco era fashion, especially the photo shoot scene where Faye Dunaway has the models pull each others' hair and the other photo shoot scene with a huge group of male and female models with "Let's All Chant" playing in the background.
3) The Legacy - Who can forget the death in the pool scene? Well, assuming you've seen it that is. Classic.
4) The Initiation - Great '80s cheese with co-eds getting knocked off one by one in a mall. Starring an almost-scream-queen-in-the-making Daphne Zuniga.
5) Killer Party - This movie appears to have been written as they were filming it, since it makes no linear sense, and the ending was probably filmed right after the success of the original Ghostbusters. Great movie if only for the '80s fashion disasters and the "OK slutbuckets!" line. And bad Bananarama-wannabe theme song.
6) Terror Train - I can't mention the reason why this movie is good because it will give away the ending for those who haven't seen it.
7) Midnight Offerings - "Burn, witch, burn!" A pre-The Craft witch-fight movie with Melissa Sue Anderson as the bad witch. Had some actually decent special effects for the day during the shop room scene at the high school.
8) When A Stranger Calls - This is another psychological suspense one, but "Did you check the children?" scared the hell out of me when I was a kid.
9) Vamp - Grace Jones, humor, and vampires in strip clubs, what more could you axe for?
10) Sleepaway Camp (all three, but especially the first one) - Again, I can't mention why this one is so interesting because it would give away the ending for those who haven't seen it, but I can say that for a low-budget '80s slasher-flick-without-really-any-killing-scenes this movie is awesome. Bitchy girl with a ponytail on the side of her head, Heather has two daddies, macho guys wearing skimpy daisy dukes and half tops while playing a serious game of lesbian softball --- would you like some whine to go with your cheese?
11) Blade: Trinity - OK, I just love this movie because of Parker Posey, but the head vampire is h-o-t and it's got some other good vampires in it.
12) Cheerleader Camp - Another cheesefest. Stars Lucinda Dickey (Breakin' and Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo) and Leif Garrett (in a gratuitous semi-nude scene). I love how this cheerleader camp is like, in the middle of nowhere, and they have this direct-from-New York new wave band playing their dance for a bunch (about ten...) of cheerleaders and frat boys. Also great if you have revenge fantasies on the cheerleaders who made fun of you in high school.
13) Night of the Comet - Two valley girls battle zombies and evil scientists in a desolate LA. Who doesn't dream of being one of the only survivors and raiding the mall?
14) Chopping Mall - Stars Kelli Maroney (Night of the Comet, see above) and Tony O'Dell (from the short-lived but awesome sci-fi series Otherworld, he's gay in real life) fighting against killer robots when they're accidentally trapped in a mall for the night. I'm surprised this wasn't a bigger hit when it was released.
15) Happy Birthday To Me - Another cheesy "who's the killer?" starring Melissa Sue Anderson (Midnight Offerings, above). A good one for the creative ways the people are killed, although the ending is really implausible.
16) Slumber Party Massacre - So bad it's good. One of those movies where you're like "She totally deserved to die for being so dumb..."
17) Class of 1984 - Sexy punks who do more than just slam dance.
18) Savage Streets - I think the scariest thing about this movie is Linda Blair's hair. It's huge, and it doesn't move the entire movie. More of a suspense/action film than a horror movie, but it has dark undertones that could fit with the Hallowe'en theme. And the line "That's right Red, it's your turn with the pussy now."
19) Summer of Fear - An early Wes Craven film. Also stars Linda Blair (see above). I just love these late-'70s made-for-TV-quality movies about witches!
20) Curse of the Black Widow - A woman who's also a black widow spider? Bad '70s special effects? Patty Duke? Yes!
I didn't mention The Fog and Fright Night since Brandon already mentioned them (I love The Fog because even when Adrienne Barbeau is getting chased she's still totally breathy like her radio voice, and Fright Night was a favorite of mine in high school because I was such a vampire-wannabe. Fright Night also had a majority-gay cast!). I also didn't mention Thirteen Women with Myrna Loy since it's not really a horror movie, but for the day it was definitely a precursor to the psychological slasher flicks of the '70s and '80s, and Myrna Loy looks incredible as the evil Basic Instinct-esque vixen. I didn't mention Underworld since it was very popular, and I love it because not only were the vampires drop-dead sexy (no pun intended) but the werewolves were totally hot as well, and I love the idea of a vampire vs. werewolf war. Can't wait for the sequel! Ditto for Lost Boys and The Shining, since they were popular movies. I wanted to make out with Kiefer Sutherland in Lost Boys, he was my vampire dream date back in the day. And Edward Scissorhands wasn't really horror, and it was a very well-known movie, but Johnny Depp looked so damn amazing in that movie. He was my total dream date after this movie erased any thoughts of vampires out of my head. Ditto for Depp in Sleepy Hollow. Mmm.... -
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Tue, October 18, 2005 - 10:22 AMso i was thinking about a lot of the movies already listed, for example, happy birthday to me is a classic, and i love those seventies made for tv movie type films, and most especially things with linda blair, and all of brandon's movies are excellent, but i thought i'd make a list of some alternatives to the alternatives....
mother's day-the scene involving drano has haunted me for
years. you'll never forget it. spectacularly gross.
blair witch 2: book of shadows-this movie was underrated. no
it wasn't as eerie and well made as blair witch project, but
the ending is seriously creepy. plus, poe has a song on the
soundtrack.
the omen 2-again, a scene in this film has stuck with me
since childhood, making it difficult for me to ride in elevators
without being nervous
pirahna-this movie is sort of a spoof of jaws. it's pretty fun,
and has some amazing seventies music, clothing, and
cameos.
the lost boys-if fright night is already rented, you could do
worse than watching this one again. it's fun, and sexy, in a
really cheesey eighties way.
Jennifer-I don't even think this movie is available, but it's a
Carrie rip-off where the girls father is in a snake handling cult
or something, and she can make snakes attack people. It
was one of my favorites when I was a kid. They used to show
it on cable all the time.
The Exorcist 3- Okay, the Exorcist 2 was the most boring,
lame ass attempt to make a sequel ever, but then this gem
came along. It stars George C. Scott and Brad Dourif (from
Cuckoo's Nest) and it is totally classy and scary. Most
people haven't seen it, but it rocks.
Clownhouse-This movie is so disturbing. It's really creepy. I
remember seeing it alone one night and almost crying, it
scared me so badly. If clowns are scary to you, I dare you to
watch this by yourself late at night. Starring a teenage Sam
Rockwell.
Jeepers Creepers- From the same director as Clownhouse. If
you watch these two on the same night, it would be a pretty
good guarantee you won't sleep well. This movie is seriously
scary.
Deadly Blessing-besides starring a young Sharon Stone, you
get an old Ernest Borgnine. The end isn't great, but pretty
scary throughout.
Alone in the Dark-The eighties film about three psychopaths
who escape an asylum together. This is the real deal, a
slasher film done right. Scary, scary, scary.
Willard- either version of this movie is cool, but my money is
on the Crispin Glover remake for sheer creepiness.
trilogy of terror-this movie is a classic, with karen black being menaced by a voodoo doll come to life as the high (low?) point. so good they named a band after her.
and finally last but certainly not least, i have to reiterate:
Fear No Evil- Should be called "I was a teenage Satan" an
eighties teen horror antichrist movie, with original versions of
classic new wave and punk songs. The soundtrack is
amazing. The movie is really weird, and might actually be a
little scary. I haven't seen it in years, but get it for the music. Oh, and as mentioned, the kiss between the boys is crazy.
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Re: Horror for Halloween
Tue, October 18, 2005 - 10:55 AMOMTS, was Clownhouse the one where those four or five people sneak back into the carnival and decide to sleep in the funhouse overnight? And then that crazy circus freak (literally...) chases them around wearing a Frankenstein mask? The movie itself wasn't that scary, but when they take that guy's mask off at the end and he's all blue and gross it freaked me out for weeks afterward. I haven't been near a carnival or state fair since...
I forgot about Pirhana, that was a good one. I remember being scared to swim in the neighbor's pool after seeing that on TV when I was a kid because I was scared that the pirhana were going to somehow get to a pool in WI through the water pipes. I kept wading around the shallow end of the pool ready to jump out if I saw the silver flash in the water... Didn't they make a sequel where the pirhana could fly or something?
Pirhana reminds me of a movie called Prophecy that my brother saw on SelecTV (remember that anyone? That's what people in the boonies had to have in 1980 because we couldn't get cable until the late '80s) about nuclear waste mutating some animal into a killer. I was too scared to watch it with him, and I've always been curious about it ever since. Anyone seen it? That and Blood Beach, my friend in 4th grade saw it and he said it was good, and I always wanted to see it, but I'm sure it's not very good by today's standards (it's got to be bad if they never show it on cable and I've been checking the listings for like two years now....)
I will have to check out some of the movies brian mentioned that I haven't seen. I almost didn't trust his judgment after the Blair Bitch 2 (ugh, Blair Bitch Project was the only movie I've seen in a theater where I axed for my money back; I rented 2 against my better judgment and that was the only movie I ever rented where I axed for my money back....), but Jeepers Creepers balances that out. I actually really liked both Jeepers Creepers movies. Some of the second one didn't make sense, but they were both fast-paced and very entertaining with some creepy and tense moments. This is a good thread, although my list of movies I have to see has gotten so much longer.... -
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Tue, October 18, 2005 - 12:01 PMthe one you are thinking about is the funhouse, which is a freaky movie, but if you can find the paperback "novel", it's worth reading, much scarier than the movie. yeah,, the circus freak is scary when they take the mask off..
clownhouse is really eerie. it is about three teenage brothers who go to the circus, one of whom is terrified of clowns. some guys break out of a mental asylum and go to the circus too.....it's so fucking creepy.
i saw prophecy, too, but don't remember it well...good suggestion, and i think there's one called "the manitou" that i remember from that time period...
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